Template of a congratulatory note

XYZ wrote:

Dear Sun Solaris Server,

Just to tell u I got engaged last week at Tuticorin. It was a rush trip to India and am back in Dubai since yesterday. I was there for about 10 days. I am sorry i could not get in touch since I was tied up with meeting "Pure" (girl in question!) and then engagement ke formalities. Pure has finished her MBA and is working with her family biz. I had been chatting with her for about a month and half and then i said lets come down and see if we can take things forward.

Anyway, just thought should let you know on this development. So, how are things with you. Mail in. any good news on your side or u busy racking big sales incentives flooding ABC & DEF sectors with Sun servers!

regards,

XYZ

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XYZ
Post Box 8549
Dubai - UAE
Email: zxy@gmail.com OR xyz28@yahoo.com

Smart Alec wrote:

Dear Post Box 8549,

Thank you very much for the honorable thought of "just thought should let you know on this development". I really appreciate that. It is quirky that a bastard like you should get a girl called "Pure" (girl in question). I havent met a dirtier individual in my entire life and I mean it as a compliment. The only way I can reconcile to this shocking news is by thinking that even God has a "sense of humour" ... must be his private little joke :)

So chatting does some good to some people ... good to know that .. and thank you very much for letting me in on the details of "how it happened" ... coz now you are talking to the about-to-be-greatest-chat-enthusiast-of-all-time

Good to know that you are inheriting Pure's family business as well. Good way to get rich especially considering the fact that you have no encashable skills :)

Congratulations and all the very best. I am very happy for you.

Best Regards'
Sun Solaris Server

P.S: XYZ is a hyper enthusiastic individual who was with me in ISB, Class of 2004. He was rumored to have had the largest porn collection on Campus: reason why he was very popular with the guys. BTW, he was also rumored to be gay: reason why he was very popular with the gals. Overall, he was a very popular guy.

Smart Alec is yours truly – the nastiest individual alive … the scum of the earth